Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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