Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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