If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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