I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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