All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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