Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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