At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
