What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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