Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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