I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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