The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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