we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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