do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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