Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Found the puke drawer
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
