do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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