I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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