Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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