So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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