quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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