I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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