just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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