STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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