I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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