Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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(469): View more from Texas

I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.

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(310): View more from California

for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.

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(713): View more from Texas

He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.

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(937): View more from Ohio

When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.

(503): View more from Oregon

Livin the dream

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