ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!