so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad