How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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