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• (210): View more from Texas

  ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.

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• (818): View more from California

  Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.

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  ...the American dream.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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  maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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• (858): View more from California

  Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip

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  It's the little things

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!

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