How drunk are you??
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm drive I can fine osifer
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.