I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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