Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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