Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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