You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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