Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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