I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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