My brain says no but my pants say off.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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