doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Are we in a gay sports bar?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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