We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
