All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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