we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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