he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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