try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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