i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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