i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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