I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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