I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
