i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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