I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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