Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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