sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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