shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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