Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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