Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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