There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
