..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize