So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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