no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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