Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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