I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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