If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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