Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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