AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
