butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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